Making fun is one way to be happy and at times, it is the only best thing to do to cheer you up especially after a long day set aside for classes or after taking an exam given by your lecturer. Perhaps there is no better way to have a relaxing moment than to make or read some university jokes with families and friends after such a tiring session. Be keen however to note that all the comic stories and phrases in any content are meant to entertain and not to provoke anyone in any way.
Comic anecdotes and phrases are everywhere especially around campuses. Though you will find such in high schools and junior learning institutions, they are not as intense and funny as they are in institutions of higher learning. Below are some of comic story you may find interesting and entertaining altogether.
A guy asks a girl in the library and ask a girl whether she would mind him sitting with her and the girl says, she would not want to spend the night with him, and all of a sudden all the students in the library started staring at the guy who by now is already embarrassed. After some few minutes, the girl walks quietly to him and says, ladies study psychology and they know what a man is thinking. The guy responded with a loud voice, 200 dollars for one night is too much: the girl too feels embarrassed and the guy says, men study law and they know how to make people look guilty.
A little boy walks up to his dad to ask a question. Dad, where did all my intelligence come from? The father says, son, you must have got that from your mom because every man still have theirs.
Time flew and John began getting good grades on his studies and all these would please his father in a way. He pressed on towards the goal of getting better grades and in the end; he surely did get better grades. However, there was a problem with John, he forgot to comb his hair and never bothered taking a shave.
If you are still struggling being single and wish you had someone, please stop the wish for now because you do not know the what the term SINGLE means to you at all but you would not mind taking a look at it either. If you know that Stress Is Now Gone and Life is Easier, then you know perfectly well what the term single means, so you want to stick there for the rest of your life. Maybe if you do not want to be single and they ask you whether you are in a relationship, tell them you are hooked up with freedom and they will leave you alone.
Yes, John had forgotten one thing; he forgot to have a shave. The dad looked at him and said, Well done son, only you forgot one thing; you have not had a shave as requested. John was shocked and said that in the bible, Moses and Elijah were men of God, and never at one time shaved their hair.
Well son, said the father, even in the bible Moses and Elijah who never shaved used to walk. There is nowhere in that bible you have just been reading did they ever drove a car, so why give you a car and you are like Moses and Elijah? What an interesting part of university jokes.
Comic anecdotes and phrases are everywhere especially around campuses. Though you will find such in high schools and junior learning institutions, they are not as intense and funny as they are in institutions of higher learning. Below are some of comic story you may find interesting and entertaining altogether.
A guy asks a girl in the library and ask a girl whether she would mind him sitting with her and the girl says, she would not want to spend the night with him, and all of a sudden all the students in the library started staring at the guy who by now is already embarrassed. After some few minutes, the girl walks quietly to him and says, ladies study psychology and they know what a man is thinking. The guy responded with a loud voice, 200 dollars for one night is too much: the girl too feels embarrassed and the guy says, men study law and they know how to make people look guilty.
A little boy walks up to his dad to ask a question. Dad, where did all my intelligence come from? The father says, son, you must have got that from your mom because every man still have theirs.
Time flew and John began getting good grades on his studies and all these would please his father in a way. He pressed on towards the goal of getting better grades and in the end; he surely did get better grades. However, there was a problem with John, he forgot to comb his hair and never bothered taking a shave.
If you are still struggling being single and wish you had someone, please stop the wish for now because you do not know the what the term SINGLE means to you at all but you would not mind taking a look at it either. If you know that Stress Is Now Gone and Life is Easier, then you know perfectly well what the term single means, so you want to stick there for the rest of your life. Maybe if you do not want to be single and they ask you whether you are in a relationship, tell them you are hooked up with freedom and they will leave you alone.
Yes, John had forgotten one thing; he forgot to have a shave. The dad looked at him and said, Well done son, only you forgot one thing; you have not had a shave as requested. John was shocked and said that in the bible, Moses and Elijah were men of God, and never at one time shaved their hair.
Well son, said the father, even in the bible Moses and Elijah who never shaved used to walk. There is nowhere in that bible you have just been reading did they ever drove a car, so why give you a car and you are like Moses and Elijah? What an interesting part of university jokes.
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